Monday, April 26, 2010
My Ankle
Anyway, first I'm going to make the absolutely ridiculous accusation that the entire reason that I have all this injured stuff is because many of you have various health problems and it's clearly rubbing off on me. Completely false, but I thought it was an amusing concept none-the-less.
Anyway, I woke up this morning to Tybalt texting me at which point I promptly told him to stuff it, because I had another hour to sleep and wanted to sleep not talk to him considering we'd get to that later anyways. An hour later my alarm rings and I haul myself out of bed and into clothes so that I could go to the doctors once again. This time he looked at my MRI images (which I am using to bribe my anatomy teacher into being totally fine with me missing his class today) and told me that I was misdiagnosed and did not sprain it but rather managed to tear a tendon in my ankle and badly bruise the bone.
The bone bruising will eventually heal itself but the tendon, unfortunately, already did. The problem here is that because it healed itself while misdiagnosed, it healed badly and if left alone will cause permanent pain and limited extension and flexion for the rest of my life. Somehow, I'm not feeling that. For any of you who know horses, the end result was he gave me the human equivalent of a hock injection (if you don't know horses, which is most of you, you can go look it up or just keep reading) which pretty much meant he stuck a three inch needle through one side of my ankle to hit the tendon and injected fluids.
Now I am not allowed to run/do strenuous or very much physical activity period for three to four days until it kicks in and then I have a four week test period. Either it doesn't work, and we have big problems, it works and that's that, or it works for a little bit and then doesn't at which point I need surgery to scrape off the scar tissue. The surgery itself is minor, but will put me in a brace and on crutches for about four or four and a half months.
YAY. Only not really.
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Oh, and I had fun in ippississiMississippi (spelled like that for Tea's benefit) but I'll write about that next post. I would have written about it when I was there, BUT I don't really have internet unless I use mom's computer or fight my older brother for his. So that doesn't happen.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Insert silly accents over the E
And then his named turned out to be Super Nerd Bryant. Well, Super Nerd Bryant's real name. I of course texted him and got a confused response something along the lines of okay, you're a freak, but somehow my brother's dating you and we're friends so whatever floats your boat.
Still, i felt proud knowing I could own his socks. Even if they were the socks of Bryant in the poke-verse.
NOTE: This prompted by the fact i am the proud owner of HeartGold. Yes, I do still play pokemon. Pathetic, I know.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Sercrets
Kathrya:
GEEEENNNIIEEE
sorry. I felt I was required to do that anytime i saw you
and i think facebook chat counts.
Genie:
KKKAAATTTHHRRYYAAA
indeed
Kathrya:
also I'M BORED. AND HOME. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
WHY?
Genie:
i don't know!! go hang out with your boyfriend or something
Kathrya:
hes BUSY
like your sister
who i wanted to see
but apparently can't
:(
Genie:
we just got back from little shop
Kathrya:
oh how was it?
Genie:
and what could possibly be so important that he can't see you?
twas good
Kathrya:
a friend's birthday
Genie:
oh. well.
Kathrya:
apparently it only comes once a year so he can't skip it (which is true but im moping anyway)
(because I can)
Genie:
hahaha
Kathrya:
and good. i heard it wasn't going well in rehearsal
which i spelled wrong
but shhhh
Genie:
probably because they lost power for 3 days
and i won't tell about your spelling mishaps
Kathrya:
probably
thank you
for keeping it a sercret
...secret
although, sercrets are okay too i suppose
i don't know what they are
but i'll go with it
Genie:
they totally are
Kathrya:
oh yes
i wonder what they are
Genie:
who knows>
*?
Kathrya:
perhaps an endangered gender of penguin?
Genie:
definitely
Kathrya:
which occur when you have XYY
or just YY
in which case you are a SUPERMALE
according to Mrs T-RADS.
Genie:
ALL HAIL SERCRETS; THE SUPER MANLY PENGUINS!!!
Kathrya:
YESSSSSSS
they have chest HAIR
it's pretty intense
soo manly the female penguins swoon
Genie:
because chest feathers arent good enough
Kathrya:
exactly.
not quite manly enough
not for sercrets
Genie:
nope :)
i wonder what one of these sercrets would look like
i may have to mess with photoshop for this one
Kathrya:
haha
definately
well, their theme song is "i'm too sexy"
Genie:
for my chest feathers
Kathrya:
YES
i see you are learning the ways of the sercret quite well
Genie:
well we're inventing them as we go along, so i'm basically the sercret master
Kathrya:
oh totally
i'll be the sercret mistress. because, well, i lack the gentalia to be a master
Genie:
goos point. I lack it as well. we'll both have to be mistresses
*good
Kathrya:
definately
because, well, you don't look very manly
especially compared to a sercret
so i'm assuming you're XX
Genie:
DEFINITELY not definately
indeed
Genie:
well, that's okay
because
definitely
wantes to be spelled my way
it cry at night because it isn't :'(\
Genie:
humph
don't cry over spilled spellings
Kathrya:
i don't
but definitely does
Genie:
well it shouldn't
Kathrya:
no it shouldn't
it's married to definitively
and has a good life
so it shouldn't.
but it still does anyway
Genie:
therefore it should stop crying so it doesn't upset its souse
Kathrya:
spouse
Souse it its pet mouse
*is it's
god we are bleeding spelling fails (and by we i mean mainly me)
Genie:
i meant spouse. I missed the P
Kathrya:
it's okay
a lot of people miss p
speaking of p
i need to pee.
so i'm going to leave you
regrettably.
:(
Genie:
i'll survive
Kathrya:
will you?
Genie:
i think so
it might be difficult
Kathrya:
well i hope you do
Tea would kill me otherwise
Genie:
me too
Genie:
:(
Genie:
:( goodbye
Friday, March 12, 2010
Guys and Dolls
I suppose I could thank my resident mad scientist anatomy teacher for noting differences today (differences other than the fact that the genitalia happens to be remarkably different). As we explored the various inner structures and organs of the head and neck - an exercise that left me visualizing it on everyone I happened to space out in the direction of for the next two periods and horribly distracting during Anthro (apologies, Tea) - he mentioned the obvious difference of an Adam's apple while trying to determine the gender of a badly drawn face he had produced. This particular specimen lacked such a feature, but had the more sloping forehead characteristic of males and less-rounded eye sockets also generally indicative that the owner has a penis.
These remarkably small differences highlight the physical differences between male and female, but sometimes I feel it is mannerisms that define gender more than exactly what plumbing someone possesses, or if we can relate them to romance novels and make lewed suggestions about the size of the shaft. Not that if you stood up to pee and happened to be female you would automatically be a boy in disguise, it's just there are little things that boys do.
For example, that entire half of the species is programmed with two brains: one of which actually lacks gyri or any other significantly brain-like bits aside from sensory and motor neurons. This second brain - caused by a lack of DNA needed to survive that is generally found on the second X chromosome and missing on the Y - programs for mannerisms such as an infallible ability to miss the most obvious female interest or disinterest. It also codes for leaving the toilet seat up no matter how many times you carefully explain to them that when you flush fecal matter will be blown up out of the toilet and inevitably, some of it will end up on your toothbrush.
And yet, despite all their shortcomings, just looking around Paperclip makes me wonder if it's not that boys have too little DNA, but girls have too much.
Then, as it generally does, my train of thought gets distracted by a very cute little kitty it wanted to go pet and came off of the tracks, leaving this entire post nonsensical and abruptly ended. I hope you enjoyed the show.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
AHHHHHHHHHHH
So so so so Tybalt was over today and there was a lot of cuddling and we had our first kiss :)
and we're both REALLY bad at it, but it's totally okay.
YAY <3
Because stealing goes in circles
Who calls a bedroom first?
Me. Because that is always the first thing I do when I move into a place.
Who goes straight to the bathroom to check their make-up?
None of us - I'm the only one who wears make-up, and I don't really check it.
Which person goes to the kitchen first?
Uhm, Nyx and I would probably race each other.
You find out that friend’s number 4 and 6 are in the shower together. Do you care? And what do you do?
I'd be very, very confused considering she has a boyfriend.
Which person has to sleep in the attic?
One room is a pink baby room, wants that room?
Tybalt, because Roc wouldn't want it and none of the girls would get saddled with it. Besides, I'm dating him, not Roc, so it would be Roc's pick.
Who puts up so many posters that you can’t see the wall?
Me. I've started that in my room.... Nyx might beat me to it though.
House Party…(cause we're really the partying sort...)
Who decided to throw a party?
Who hides in their room while it’s going on?
Roc
Who ends up making/buying all the food?
Penguine and Me
Who starts a giant game of truth or dare?
Nyx
You find friend number 2 making out with the person you like, what do you do?
Freak out at him, even if they were both drunk. Because I know myself well enough to know I'd be pissed enough to not think about if they are drunk or not.
The Police show up, and friend number 5 called them… are you mad?
Hahahaa no, because she's probably completely correct about them needing to be there if she actually felt the need to call.
You go to your room to sleep thinking everyone was kicked out, but you find some people you don’t know in your bed, now what?
Kick them out, or share with anyone who doesn't have a penis. Or is nick-named Tybalt.
Parents… (The day after your crazy party the parents of you and your friends pay a visit)
Who is grounded first?
Nyx
Who’s parents congratulate them?
Tybalt's dad would, his mom wouldn't
Who is forced to move out for a bit?
Roc, but I feel he would be more likely to volunteer this
Who’s parents don’t care?
Who blames it on everyone else?
Either we all come to a consensus, or we have a blame party as a whole.
Back at the house…
Friend number 1 borrowed your Pj’s without asking, is that ok?
Friend number 4 is blasting music, do you join him/her or shut it off?
You have an exam tomorrow and friends number 2, 4, and 6 are being very loud, what do you do?
Friend number 1 is hogging the bathroom all morning…
because he's obviously freshening up for a date with me. well, not really. but i'd like to think so.
Its April fools and someone took all your clothes and hid them, you have school in an hour, what do you do?
Friend number 5 lost his cell phone… again!
You bought a really cute shirt!! What do you do with it?
Share with the double-x-chromosomes of the house
Friend number 2 bought a dog for the house without telling anyone…
Whine about how she bought a small dog when CLEARLY she should have gotten a big one.
If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Tea. Me. Penguine.
If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
Tea. Simply because I can't see anyone else being mature enough considering the company to do it.
If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 5 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
Penguine and Roc (well, i think it would be cute). Not me and Tybalt simply because we're too stylish to use a closet. You might find Edward Cullen in there.
If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
I'd hope no one is that sketchy
There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
Tybalt, because he survives off of chips and air.
Who would hate being in the house the most ?
Roc, because we'd all be distracting. I feel like he could only handle us in small doses... and this is anything but small.
Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Me, because I never have socks
If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
None of us argue. But if we did, it would be me and Tea debating over the newest behavior we've thought up for Mario.
Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
Nyx, totally.
You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Beats me?
There's a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?
BONES, and Nyx would be watching it with me
Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
Nyx, me, penguine, Roc. we have a thing for blanket forts
There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
Penguine, because. well. I'm not sure?
The musics too loud, who turned it up?
Nyx or myself
Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms?
c)Who would be the one to kill it?
Tea would scream, i would go find a cat, tybalt.... would also probably scream. Sorry, Tea, but he's not THAT manly (slash manly at all). Roc might figure something out - that or we just all sit around and watch it.
Someone's crying, who is it and what happened?
Tybalt, because i stole his candy earlier
Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Tybalt. Definitely Tybalt. <- Amen to that Tea
Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Roc. He wants out in the first 12 hours.
Someones tanning on the roof who is it?
Who is the tallest in the house?
Tybalt, but I still feel like Tea is taller
Who is the shortest in the house?
Penguine
Who is the loudest?
........me
Who is the clown?
Tea. She kills me with laughter on a regular basis.
Who is the most respectful?
Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Probably me
Who's in bed first?
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
not sure
Who is always dancing?
Penguine
Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?
You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Colorful Typing
LSKDJF:LSKDJFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHSKJFHKSDJFHEIWn.
fuck. :D
But, on an entirely different note, Penguine and I played a sort of version of badminton mixed with tennis without a net for an hour today. It was really, really fun. And I was pooped afterward. Not as in like, muscle tired. I mean, I WAS tired and wanted to flop on a couch (which we did) but like my muscles weren't exerted or anything. it was fun. And we dismantled the epic fort - which was really depressing. I have a picture of it though for good times. I move we make a tradition out of epic fort building.