Sercrets

Kathrya:

GEEEENNNIIEEE

sorry. I felt I was required to do that anytime i saw you

and i think facebook chat counts.

Genie:

KKKAAATTTHHRRYYAAA

indeed

Kathrya:

also I'M BORED. AND HOME. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

WHY?

Genie:

i don't know!! go hang out with your boyfriend or something

Kathrya:

hes BUSY

like your sister

who i wanted to see

but apparently can't

:(

Genie:

we just got back from little shop

Kathrya:

oh how was it?

Genie:

and what could possibly be so important that he can't see you?

twas good

Kathrya:

a friend's birthday

Genie:

oh. well.

Kathrya:

apparently it only comes once a year so he can't skip it (which is true but im moping anyway)

(because I can)

Genie:

hahaha

Kathrya:

and good. i heard it wasn't going well in rehearsal

which i spelled wrong

but shhhh

Genie:

probably because they lost power for 3 days

and i won't tell about your spelling mishaps

Kathrya:

probably

thank you

for keeping it a sercret

...secret

although, sercrets are okay too i suppose

i don't know what they are

but i'll go with it

Genie:

they totally are

Kathrya:

oh yes

i wonder what they are

Genie:

who knows>

*?

Kathrya:

perhaps an endangered gender of penguin?

Genie:

definitely

Kathrya:

which occur when you have XYY

or just YY

in which case you are a SUPERMALE

according to Mrs T-RADS.

Genie:

ALL HAIL SERCRETS; THE SUPER MANLY PENGUINS!!!

Kathrya:

YESSSSSSS

they have chest HAIR

it's pretty intense

soo manly the female penguins swoon

Genie:

because chest feathers arent good enough

Kathrya:

exactly.

not quite manly enough

not for sercrets

Genie:

nope :)

i wonder what one of these sercrets would look like

i may have to mess with photoshop for this one

Kathrya:

haha

definately

well, their theme song is "i'm too sexy"

Genie:

for my chest feathers

Kathrya:

YES

i see you are learning the ways of the sercret quite well

Genie:

well we're inventing them as we go along, so i'm basically the sercret master

Kathrya:

oh totally

i'll be the sercret mistress. because, well, i lack the gentalia to be a master

Genie:

goos point. I lack it as well. we'll both have to be mistresses

*good

Kathrya:

definately

because, well, you don't look very manly

especially compared to a sercret

so i'm assuming you're XX

Genie:

DEFINITELY not definately

indeed

Genie:

well, that's okay

because

definitely

wantes to be spelled my way

it cry at night because it isn't :'(\

Genie:

humph

don't cry over spilled spellings

Kathrya:

i don't

but definitely does

Genie:

well it shouldn't

Kathrya:

no it shouldn't

it's married to definitively

and has a good life

so it shouldn't.

but it still does anyway

Genie:

therefore it should stop crying so it doesn't upset its souse

Kathrya:

spouse

Souse it its pet mouse

*is it's

god we are bleeding spelling fails (and by we i mean mainly me)

Genie:

i meant spouse. I missed the P

Kathrya:

it's okay

a lot of people miss p

speaking of p

i need to pee.

so i'm going to leave you

regrettably.

:(

Genie:

i'll survive

Kathrya:

will you?

Genie:

i think so

it might be difficult

Kathrya:

well i hope you do

Tea would kill me otherwise

Genie:

me too

Genie:

:(

Genie:

:( goodbye