Sercrets

Kathrya:

GEEEENNNIIEEE

sorry. I felt I was required to do that anytime i saw you

and i think facebook chat counts.

Genie:

KKKAAATTTHHRRYYAAA

indeed

Kathrya:

also I'M BORED. AND HOME. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

WHY?

Genie:

i don't know!! go hang out with your boyfriend or something

Kathrya:

hes BUSY

like your sister

who i wanted to see

but apparently can't

:(

Genie:

we just got back from little shop

Kathrya:

oh how was it?

Genie:

and what could possibly be so important that he can't see you?

twas good

Kathrya:

a friend's birthday

Genie:

oh. well.

Kathrya:

apparently it only comes once a year so he can't skip it (which is true but im moping anyway)

(because I can)

Genie:

hahaha

Kathrya:

and good. i heard it wasn't going well in rehearsal

which i spelled wrong

but shhhh

Genie:

probably because they lost power for 3 days

and i won't tell about your spelling mishaps

Kathrya:

probably

thank you

for keeping it a sercret

...secret

although, sercrets are okay too i suppose

i don't know what they are

but i'll go with it

Genie:

they totally are

Kathrya:

oh yes

i wonder what they are

Genie:

who knows>

*?

Kathrya:

perhaps an endangered gender of penguin?

Genie:

definitely

Kathrya:

which occur when you have XYY

or just YY

in which case you are a SUPERMALE

according to Mrs T-RADS.

Genie:

ALL HAIL SERCRETS; THE SUPER MANLY PENGUINS!!!

Kathrya:

YESSSSSSS

they have chest HAIR

it's pretty intense

soo manly the female penguins swoon

Genie:

because chest feathers arent good enough

Kathrya:

exactly.

not quite manly enough

not for sercrets

Genie:

nope :)

i wonder what one of these sercrets would look like

i may have to mess with photoshop for this one

Kathrya:

haha

definately

well, their theme song is "i'm too sexy"

Genie:

for my chest feathers

Kathrya:

YES

i see you are learning the ways of the sercret quite well

Genie:

well we're inventing them as we go along, so i'm basically the sercret master

Kathrya:

oh totally

i'll be the sercret mistress. because, well, i lack the gentalia to be a master

Genie:

goos point. I lack it as well. we'll both have to be mistresses

*good

Kathrya:

definately

because, well, you don't look very manly

especially compared to a sercret

so i'm assuming you're XX

Genie:

DEFINITELY not definately

indeed

Genie:

well, that's okay

because

definitely

wantes to be spelled my way

it cry at night because it isn't :'(\

Genie:

humph

don't cry over spilled spellings

Kathrya:

i don't

but definitely does

Genie:

well it shouldn't

Kathrya:

no it shouldn't

it's married to definitively

and has a good life

so it shouldn't.

but it still does anyway

Genie:

therefore it should stop crying so it doesn't upset its souse

Kathrya:

spouse

Souse it its pet mouse

*is it's

god we are bleeding spelling fails (and by we i mean mainly me)

Genie:

i meant spouse. I missed the P

Kathrya:

it's okay

a lot of people miss p

speaking of p

i need to pee.

so i'm going to leave you

regrettably.

:(

Genie:

i'll survive

Kathrya:

will you?

Genie:

i think so

it might be difficult

Kathrya:

well i hope you do

Tea would kill me otherwise

Genie:

me too

Genie:

:(

Genie:

:( goodbye

Because stealing goes in circles

My Six:

1-Tybalt

2-Penguine

3-Me

4-Nyx

5-Tea

6-Roc (the other boy not dating nyx who was present at the fort building. The one I think should date Penguine. I don't know what his name is on Tea's blog, or if he has one)

All 6 people move into the same house…

Who calls a bedroom first?
Me. Because that is always the first thing I do when I move into a place.

Who goes straight to the bathroom to check their make-up?
None of us - I'm the only one who wears make-up, and I don't really check it.

Which person goes to the kitchen first?
Uhm, Nyx and I would probably race each other.

You find out that friend’s number 4 and 6 are in the shower together. Do you care? And what do you do?
I'd be very, very confused considering she has a boyfriend.

Which person has to sleep in the attic?

Roc, because the rest of us are girls and clearly are too cool for the attic. Well, aside from Tybalt, but he's not getting banished to the upper realm of evil and cobwebs for a reason that will soon be obvious.

One room is a pink baby room, wants that room?
Tybalt, because Roc wouldn't want it and none of the girls would get saddled with it. Besides, I'm dating him, not Roc, so it would be Roc's pick.

Who puts up so many posters that you can’t see the wall?
Me. I've started that in my room.... Nyx might beat me to it though.

House Party…(cause we're really the partying sort...)

Who decided to throw a party?

Nyx and I and maybe Tybalt might get roped into it.

Who hides in their room while it’s going on?
Roc

Who ends up making/buying all the food?
Penguine and Me

Who starts a giant game of truth or dare?
Nyx

You find friend number 2 making out with the person you like, what do you do?
Freak out at him, even if they were both drunk. Because I know myself well enough to know I'd be pissed enough to not think about if they are drunk or not.

The Police show up, and friend number 5 called them… are you mad?
Hahahaa no, because she's probably completely correct about them needing to be there if she actually felt the need to call.

You go to your room to sleep thinking everyone was kicked out, but you find some people you don’t know in your bed, now what?
Kick them out, or share with anyone who doesn't have a penis. Or is nick-named Tybalt.

Parents… (The day after your crazy party the parents of you and your friends pay a visit)

Who is grounded first?
Nyx

Who’s parents congratulate them?
Tybalt's dad would, his mom wouldn't

Who is forced to move out for a bit?
Roc, but I feel he would be more likely to volunteer this

Who’s parents don’t care?

Tybalt's dad?

Who blames it on everyone else?
Either we all come to a consensus, or we have a blame party as a whole.

Back at the house…

Friend number 1 borrowed your Pj’s without asking, is that ok?

Oh, completely. As long as I have a camera.

Friend number 4 is blasting music, do you join him/her or shut it off?

Join in - I like her music.

You have an exam tomorrow and friends number 2, 4, and 6 are being very loud, what do you do?

Tell them to shut the hell up. Or just sit around and stew silently.

Friend number 1 is hogging the bathroom all morning…
because he's obviously freshening up for a date with me. well, not really. but i'd like to think so.

Its April fools and someone took all your clothes and hid them, you have school in an hour, what do you do?

Threaten to break up with Tybalt. he'd cave and find them pretty fast.

Friend number 5 lost his cell phone… again!

Well, it would make almost no difference. She barely uses it.

You bought a really cute shirt!! What do you do with it?
Share with the double-x-chromosomes of the house

Friend number 2 bought a dog for the house without telling anyone…
Whine about how she bought a small dog when CLEARLY she should have gotten a big one.

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Tea. Me. Penguine.

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
Tea. Simply because I can't see anyone else being mature enough considering the company to do it.

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 5 in the house had some, who would you take it from?

Tybalt, duh

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
Penguine and Roc (well, i think it would be cute). Not me and Tybalt simply because we're too stylish to use a closet. You might find Edward Cullen in there.

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
I'd hope no one is that sketchy

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
Tybalt, because he survives off of chips and air.

Who would hate being in the house the most ?
Roc, because we'd all be distracting. I feel like he could only handle us in small doses... and this is anything but small.

Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Me, because I never have socks

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
None of us argue. But if we did, it would be me and Tea debating over the newest behavior we've thought up for Mario.

Who would be the one missing their boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
Nyx, totally.

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?

Penguine. I'm not sure why, but I think so.

A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Beats me?

There's a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?
BONES, and Nyx would be watching it with me

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
Nyx, me, penguine, Roc. we have a thing for blanket forts

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
Penguine, because. well. I'm not sure?

The musics too loud, who turned it up?
Nyx or myself

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms?
c)Who would be the one to kill it?

Tea would scream, i would go find a cat, tybalt.... would also probably scream. Sorry, Tea, but he's not THAT manly (slash manly at all). Roc might figure something out - that or we just all sit around and watch it.

Someone's crying, who is it and what happened?
Tybalt, because i stole his candy earlier

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Tybalt. Definitely Tybalt. <- Amen to that Tea

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Roc. He wants out in the first 12 hours.

Someones tanning on the roof who is it?

Tea or Nyx

Who is the tallest in the house?
Tybalt, but I still feel like Tea is taller

Who is the shortest in the house?
Penguine

Who is the loudest?
........me

Who is the clown?
Tea. She kills me with laughter on a regular basis.

Who is the most respectful?

Roc

Who is the one you go to talk to the most?

Nyx, Tea, and Penguine. Depends on the moment.

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Probably me

Who's in bed first?

Tea

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
not sure

Who is always dancing?
Penguine

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?

I'm not sure.

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?

....................TEA, hands down.

Christmas Break FINALLY :)

I shall have time to post again! God, I just got soooo mauled by work the last few weeks - most of my teachers were subscribing to the pre-break cram. I mean, I still have a lot of work over the break, but I have time to do it.

I'm not going to bother going over all the time that I missed since a) I don't remember it all, and b) I forgot what B was. SO, we shall skip to today, which was more important anyway.

I was supposed to go see the Princess and the Frog round three with Tybalt, Tea, Wah, and (of course) myself today, but at the last minute I got a text from my dad informing me that my grandma had shown up and I needed to be home for dinner which happened to be at the same time as the move. There goes that plan. Not that the day was a loss, Never-Single-Sophomore, Jackie, his friend who I have yet to make up a name for, and I all went skating before going to go see Avatar in 3-D. It was SOOOOOOO SOOOOO SOOOO good!!!!!! I won't give you guys any spoilers, but I will say this: the graphics were GORGEOUS and totally worth the extra money that they spent; I loved the plotline as well. It was just a generally good movie and the effects were actually worth the extra two dollars. Shocker, right?

After this, we retired to Tea's house for a bit to nom on cookies, made by her and Gretchen, and then I had to leave for dinner while Jackie stayed. I was going to go back for movie watching, but I'm exhausted, so am planning to retire to bed instead. <3 Love you all, nighty night!

Be prepaaaaaaaaaaaared

for what will probably turn out to be a long post as I had a busy weekend and thus need to recap everything today. Also, I now have that song from the Lion King stuck in my head.

So, hmm, let us start at the beginning. Friday. Directly after school I went with two of my friends to find a birthday gift for our other friend, and after that I met Bunnie at the Diner for more food than should be legal and chit chat. I know there were parts of conversation totally worth writing about but I forgot them already, so we shall skip over that. The next part of the night was going to The Princess and the Frog with Wah (with an h) and Woah (without an h. ask me for clarification in school if you need to). It. Was. Epic. And we were much more excited to see it than basically every single little kid in the theatre. Basically Wah and I kept squealing at adorable scenes, and when Prince Naveen was being an ass I had the great threat of, "HEY BE NICE. I KNOW WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE!! I HAVE DISSECTED YOU BEFORE." Yea, I've got skilled. This lead me to conclude that when I TA a biology class next year I am going to make sure two frogs get named Prince Naveen and Tiana respectively. After the movie we proceeded to embarass ourselves by dancing like the aligator does, and quoting Prince Naveen. You know we're cool. :) I have concluded I need to see this movie a second time, which means all of you who plan to go see it are coming with me. Namely Tybalt (who is being dragged), Tea, and Jackie (Wah wants to see it again and may be coming to) we are all going to see it together. There is an open invitation to other people, just those are the only ones who I actually know want to see it.

Anyway, onto saturday. The entire day was spent a) sleeping and b) at said friend's sweet sixteen. None of you like her, so no need to feel left out. :) I'm not particularly a big fan, but I don't hate her and a lot of good friends were going. Hence my participation. I'm glad I went; we went skating in Central Park and then to the Jekyll and Hyde club which was this cool restaurant themed after them. People are paid to go around dressed up as club members and interact with you, and I think there is a requirement that they be epic and generally awesome with a touch of hilarity thrown in for good measure. For starters, everyone in the restaurant became a member of the club by learning the club handshake thing which goes as follows: Sign of the bat! Cross your heart! Cross your other heart! Flappity flappity flap! Yagada! Yagada! Yagada! Heeeeeeeeeey! (I will demonstrate the motions for anyone who cares enough to see it in school or whenever). Anyway, onto the people. Shroud was one of them, he played a slightly tubby short flamingly gay guy and was stereotypical and HYSTERICAL. He flirted with one of my guy who is of questionable orientation (he claims to be straight, we arent so sure) friends and probably the best conversation was this:
Shroud: *rubs my friend's chest* You're QUITE sparkly today.
Kathrya: (thinking of Twilight) Sparkly is a bad thing.
Shroud: No, I mean his rainbow is VERY BRIGHT

I love him. So funny. He also tried on various masks and took pictures with us and had great faces. One of the evening's best characters.

Then comes Best Friend. We don't know his actual name as he brought us in the restaurant, saying that if any of us liked twilight we had to be kicked out. Needless to say I proclaimed my hate for Twilight and decided he was my new best friend which evolved into a joke we were dating by the end of the evening and other hysterical comments. He was asian and pretty BA, not gonna lie.

And finally, Dr. Wraith. He had a trancula on his head and just reeked of amusingness. Probably one of the best joke-tellers, he went off questing for a chair for us amoung other various things, and was much appriciated. :)

Generally, the night was good. Said friend whose party it was was a bitch most of the night, but it didn't matter cause i chilled out with my friends. also some drama errupted, but I don't really know what exactly it was as I was busy having a good time.

And now, sunday. Basically, I horseback rode and read two books. Good times, good times. :)


Finally, today. For starters, i walked into Chem today and the words "we need to talk" was written on the board. So, of course, I asked miss voytek in a mock crying voice if she was breaking up with us. unfortunately, the answer was yes. my poor class got dumped :C we feel so sad. (really she was just telling us we need to shut up and pay attention every now and then)

also, I was evil cackling during lunch and my culiary teacher showed up behind me. it was something like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHhahhaahahaaha ha ha.... oh, uhm, hi chef?" I think she's now wondering why exactly she likes me. Or if she does, anyway.

Last point: I now own a small stuffed polar bear who is named Prince Naveen (of Maldonia). Coolest thing ever? I think so.

Texts From Tonight

So. I actually have something to write about. :) I didn't really say much the last few days because I was busy being angsty and blah blah blah with the whole drill about my horse and life and whatever.

So, here we have some amazing texts from tonight. Enjoy!

Tybalt: Hahahahahaaa it just said on my phone "unable to send text message to god"


Ginger: The people i'm babysitting for have sparkly tissues. Seriously. They have glitter in them.
Kathrya: Good lord how does that work??
Ginger: You have to see it. I have no idea. But I am going to steal one to show you.
Kathrya: Yes!!! I love you :) do show!!
Ginger: Haha ok. Stealing one now. I was looking at them and I was like are those SPARKLY?! I thought I was going crazy.
Kathrya: Those are edward cullen in tissue form... and sans the pedophilia.



Tybalt: Haha yea I am but its still cold lol...and the taxi should be coming any minute so I have to be by the door.
Kathrya/Tea: Kathrya says why don't your parents pick you up? Tea says lol makes you sound illiterate.
Tybalt: Tybalt says both my parents aren't home and I'm really confused how a taxi can be 35 min late when the station is 5 min away. (This one you perhaps needed to be there. But I think it was amusing enough as a stand alone to qualify.)




Kathrya: Be proud of me. I just walked into a wall because of that. Are you serious?
Columbus: Haha and yea I got hit by a car. We can have a club!
Kathrya: God, aren't we such awesome siblings? The Conqueror gets run over by bycicles, you get run over by cars, and I walk into walls. We're pretty much kick ass.
Columbus: Damn. We've got is all just about covered.

(Also, for clarification, Columbus is my older brother, The Conqueror is my younger brother, and Ginger is from my old town.)

After School Antics

I for one am quite proud of myself. I do not think I failed the math thing I had to make up today (actually it was really easy, I'm not sure why my friends in the class found it so difficult) which is good. And SAB (short asian boy) and Tybalt along with one or two of SAB's friends were good enough to walk me to the math department - they even made it up all the flights of stairs. This turned out to be rather amusing as SAB produced chocolate and candy pretty much out of thin air in order to peg Tybalt. I ended up collecting a piece of chocolate which, needless to say, gave me the strength to survive said math thing. Then, as I was walking out to my car upon finishing I realized OH LOOK, Tea is parked four spaces from me. Knowing she was at a math meet, I very stealthily (as in, not at all) wrote her a note and stuck it on her windshield. I hope I brightened her day. :D

Then, as I was driving home I saw the COOLEST CAR EVER. IT HAD A FACE!!!! No, not drawn on it, but the lights resembled eyes way more than they should and there was a definitive lump for a nose and a very mouth-like mouth. (Not quite sure what else the mouth would be like, but you never can be too careful.) It was powered by electricity which resulted in it being basically the front seat and then cutting off with a box that couldn't stop reminding me of a car fanny-pack attached to the back. Oh, and it was lime green and driven by a geezer. Made. My. Day.

After this I ended up skating and, feeling guilty for not deciding to do track, decided to do a track workout. Only on the ice. It was about two laps of the rink essentially sprinting, with the equivalent of a quick jog for one lap in between repeated for an hour and a half minus the slacking I usually do along with breaks other than one in which layers were removed. At the end I went a bit faster during each interval for those during the last ten minutes as I had achieved a runners high only on skates (skater's high?)... and now I am off the high, sore, and probably not regretting it.... until tomorrow.

A Very Welcoming Return

Well, I think my love meter is at a record high today. :) For cereals, I've never felt so loved after coming back from an illness, I think I was tacklehugged today more times than should even be somewhat legal. It meant a lot of screams of delight and surprise to the dismay of anyone whose ears were too close to my general vicinity, but I rather enjoyed the whole thing. I feel a bit sorry for Tybalt who I apparently totally blew off according to Tea since I was busy having a reunion with her and Gretchen, but I didn't even know he was there, so poor boy. I'll talk to him later tonight anyway haha he'll live. Which somehow actually reminds me, I would like someone to please give me a magic do-my-buttloads-of-work wand since I have so much to make up. I knew about about half of it, and actually got a lot done, but now that I have even more I'm like OH boi kill me nowz. Especially because I went and bombed a math thingy today and since I had to go do it during her class period (teacher rules they're kinda odd in some ways) I now have to make up this big assignment. Not particularly looking forward to it, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Anyway, sometimes I wonder about some of the sophomores I know as my welcome back greeting from one of them was like "*HUGS* I MISSED YOU LETS HAVE SEX *attempts to slap my ass but misses and catches my leg*" My response: "Haha oh boy, maybe next week." *we part ways* I feel an odd sense of achievement that I can joke with people about them being in my pants. And then I remember that I have this joke with a lot of people, all of whom are female aside from that one sophomore for whom it is essentially a greeting. I feel pretty much like a pimp, guys WANT to get as much action as I clearly can manage. Hot damn.






OH and very important gossip not for Tybalt/Bryant's ears or someone shall probably die, although who depends on the circumstances. Anyway, the creator of one of my nicknames who shall be nicknamed, uhm, Bunnie (I promise that there is a legitimate sort of reasoning behind that nickname, if you think about it it works) and I are talking again. Not that we ever weren't talking; its just last year while each of us liked one of the Tybalt/Bryant twins and we hung out a lot for a short period of time before randomly stopping. Not that we got in a fight or anything, just we stopped liking them and thus no longer needed to confer in the corner about their every move, the result being we went back to our various friends but still remained on good terms. Anyway, she's in my french class and math class this year so we talk a little bit and after French today she needed to go see her track coach and took me with her. Which isn't the interesting part. The interesting part is what comes next - as we're walking back down the stairs our coversation goes something like this (it's the jist, I don't remember the exact words):

"SO. You know Tybalt? You know how you liked him?"

"Mhmm. I don't like him anymore. Although oddly now that I don't like him we talk a lot. Anyway, what about him?"

"WELL I didn't mean this in a sort of taking turns way, like I mean I didn't start this because you stopped, but after you didn't like him anymore and I didn't like Bryant I sort of liked Tybalt a bit over the summer and such. But like, I don't know if I really did/how much whatever but we were talking a texting a lot so I figured what the hell and we were at this pool party and I asked him to counties because yea. But like if you wanted to ask him to counties I didn't mean to take him from you and if you wanna go with him I'll totally step down and stuff." (this is me doing a quick summary, she was really vauge and it's pretty much the jist of what I got from what she said)

"Hahahahahaa, well, first of all, I feel very loved about how you'd do that. But second, don't worry. I'm not asking him to counties. I'm not planning on going."

"But, ugh, Kathrya, like, I mean, if you really wanted to you totally can. I dunno if I really wanna go with him like I don't regret asking but I don't knooooooooooow."

"Trust me it's fine. Just go together and enjoy it. Although I was pretty surprised you didn't ask Bryant. I think the whole world was surprised."

"Hahaha I know, but I mean, it was TWO YEARS and he never grew a pair and asked me out. Sometimes I wonder if he's annoyed I didn't ask him but whatever, that ship has sailed."

"Hahahaaahaa, yea, much agreed. Anyway, don't worry too much about counties. It will be totally fine :)"

And that's more or less about it. :D

Don't make me swine all over you!

Really, Don't. It's a pretty good threat, even though I haven't been contagious for somewhere in the realm of a week and a half according to my doctor (you can infect people way before your symptoms show up, but pretty much once you feel sick people can't catch it. It's the damnedest thing.). I found out today when skating that perhaps I'm not as well as I thought I was, considering about 5 minutes of exercise exhausts me thoroughly - not that it stopped me from skating for two hours. It's just now left me utterly useless to so much as stand up. I, however, will be brave and sleep on it and show up at school tomorrow (mainly due to my lack of a choice). It's somewhat sad since track starts tomorrow, and I won't be there. I will be home. Making up work and swine-ing all over the place (yes swine is now a verb).

Actually, this will probably end up knocking me out of the season since, me knowing me, I won't actually be capable of completing a track workout until I've completely kicked the flu (it pretty much zaps all muscle strength and endurance to the point where I am unsure how I am surviving gym tomorrow) and by then it will probably be next week or the week after. At which point I might not even do track. Or, yet again me being me, I might within the next twelve hours suddenly get all my forms together and be at practice on the morrow. Although it would be nice to take the winter off, which I wanted to do anyway. I wasn't going to do indoor period the end, but then friends talked me into it and my family just spent the last four days talking me back out of it. I do have legitimate concerns: I hate this season and only run one event, my knees and everything are going and I need time to heal, I will be skating regardless so it's not like I will be totally out of shape, and for at least the present I'm swine-ing to the point where two hours on the rink takes everything out of me as opposed to last year when it took a good three to four. I'm really just horribly afraid I will let down my friends. But I sooooo don't want to do indoor.

Ah well, I shall sit around and waver for a while and feel horribly guilty about not doing it, but for now I physically can't, we'll see about later (and besides I have about three years of work to make up from last week thank you Anatomy and Physiology).

Also Tybalt. Me. Dating. Only, NOT AT ALL. I thought I should say this definitively as I just endured hints from my very much adored best friend Racheal that we are. No, we're just strangely good friends for a male and a female. No extracurriculars, apologies. :) He's cute, but I think I would prefer to hug something that I don't feel like I could snap in half. (Yea, his hugs suck. Same with his brother's. They really need to have more female friends and be less awkward so they could have a chance to learn to give good hugs. Ah well.)

Also, I reallyreallyreallyreally have a mad need to see everyone in that math class. I miss not seeing you right after class everyday :C I'll be there to pick Tea and Gretchen up tomorrow! Goodie!

Hearts, Stars, and Rainbows

Ohooo be jealous of my cleverly conceptualized title. (I'm not really sure I can get away with using conceptualized there, but that is rather besides the point. It's nice alliteration.) It really has nothing to do with today aside from the word stars which I was thinking about and then the lucky charms song hopped into my head like a particularly peppy pink rabbit.

Well this is mainly because the aforementioned stargazing attempt to watch a meteor shower was an utter failure due to the distinctly large amount of clouds that happened to decide it was a good idea to fill up the sky. Rather depressing. Although there were some more, amusing highlights to the day which made it all even out. I got two chocolates from Tybalt today, a distinct improvement from the poor lonesome single chocolate obtained yesterday, which was happy. Oh and the Midwestern State attempted to hit a volleyball and instead succeeded in falling over quite artfully (not at all) and landing with a thump. Tea and I had a very hard time quieting our ensuing bout of laughter... it was really quite the stunt. Which reminds me of Tea's actually rather well covered up trip down the stairs previously in the morning. She, unlike the Midwest, succeeded in staying upright and had a rather catchy little saying, which I unfortunately forgot the direct quote to.

Clearly I need to work on this whole deal.

hmmm. I had more to say, but I am sure it will show up later when I get bored of doing work and need something with which to kill time. Which is actually the main reason this is actually being updated. I'm so proud of me. :)

Well. This is awkward.

Hmm. First posts. I never know what to write for these things because I feel they will be horribly inadequate. Which they generally are, but that's entirely besides the point. I suppose I should start this off with something tremendously witty, but unfortunately my wit ran away and eloped last weekend. I'll let you know when it returns.

I suppose I should blame Tea for my existence here because after spending about an hour of my time reading her enormously funny blog (and avoiding learning how to identify every conceivable muscle in the human body) I decided to create one of my own. One which I will indubitably never update again but that's entirely besides the point since my goal is merely to have something with which I can proudly proclaim Tea to have another reader. For anyone who cares, I am Mandeep on her blog. And Kathrya just about everywhere else.

Regardless, I feel compelled to chronicle my weekend seeing as I have round about nothing else to do with my life other than, heaven forbid, actually start work. Unlike my darling nerdy friend, I am rather lacking in the motivation department. I would normally try to keep names consistent with her blog for the benefit of anyone who decides mine is also somewhat entertaining (doubtful) but as I currently cannot remember who is who aside from some painfully obvious ones, I shall call her Friend A. Friend A and I spent a jolly few hours watching Chicago on Friday and complaining about virtually every member of the species who happens to have a Y Chromosome. Unfortunately for you, my weekend was rather boring from there aside from some personal satisfaction found Saturday evening and Sunday.

Bert was back from college and we of course made a celebratory trip to munsons in which I bought her a pound and a half of chocolate for her birthday (a pound from my brother whom she happens to have intimate relations with. Well as intimate as dating can be with a no-down-the-pants rule. And of course a half a pound from me.)

After that I went to our school's play which was well done and proceeded to be that obnoxious kid who laughs at every concievable sexual innuendo. What else is new? During this time we ran into Friend A's friend who I shall have to call Atomic and explained to him that Friend A is rather annoyed with his y-chromosome-owning friends and as they are rather daft I do not believe they have figured it out. Silly boys.

With-An-H (Wah) and I also proceeded to dance in the hallways during intermission, practicing our cool dance moves such as the one in which you stir a pot and bring your "peace signs" over your eyes after forming them with fingers. Needless to say it was quite the sucess and I was rather sad when the lights dimmed and we had to return to our seats to pretend to be well behaved children for the second act.

After this I ended up driving to the beach, to be the only person there (hardly a surprize at it was raining and 10:30) during which I kicked off my shoes, socks, put in my iPod and danced about the beach like a mildly insane person, also wading in the surf while being texted by Tybalt whom it has occured to me that I text with too much. (He informed me we average about 100 texts a night, and 3 thousand a month. Somewhat scary.) I then hopped into my car and realised I was 20 minutes past curfew, in 10 minutes it would be illegal for me to drive anymore, and I was 15 minutes from my house.

For those who care, I made it. And stopsigns became very optional if there were no cars there.

And thus I tire of writing, so I shall sum today up in a few short points:
1. Woke up
2. Went to the barn
3. Had an amazing ride on my horse
4. Went home, blasting country music and getting odd looks
5. Took a nap
6. Recieved an awkward text from Tybalt
7. Played it off fairly well if I do say so myself and continued to procrastinate
8. Read Tea's blog, laughed my ass off
9. Wrote this masterpiece.
10. Left you all to go actually learn what I need to. Yay test first period tomorrow :)